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YODA THE PUG - Pooped in your shoe I have ...


TAGS: pug yoda pooped in shoes
Rating: 4.58/5

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tatespa - February 28, 2012, 2:35 pm
Oh man I love that!!!!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 10:55 am
(carebear BANNED)


MURPHY'S LAW -


TAGS: shoe untied
Rating: 4.65/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:29 pm
What's what you said about velcro-strap shoes being uncool, again?
Xeno - January 1, 2011, 1:29 am
Or worse, your shoes are tied together.


Ninja bush -


TAGS: ninja shoe shoes ninjas
Rating: 3.28/5

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mallen - February 25, 2009, 3:37 am
Who knew Bush had Ninja training. Not one but two shoes dodged.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman.


MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

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nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


FETISH -


TAGS: fetish feet shoes uncomfort
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:27 pm
and then a double post ...mondays suck
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels
Jackl - December 6, 2010, 5:26 pm
grr , annoying , try to share this 'fake on FB and it keeps giving me 2 or 3 different posters instead of these amsome heels


YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes




FASHION STATEMENTS - Because nothing says Hard core Gangster like pink high tops


TAGS: ganters shoes fashion
Rating: 2.38/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:55 pm
...and having a shoe collection to make all the girls green with envy.


THE FIRST RULE OF BICYCLING? - 1) Tie Your Shoes Before Riding


TAGS: shoes
Rating: 4.33/5

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PATIENCE -


TAGS: building matches woman shoes
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 11:50 am
lol, thanks :p
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:11 am
voted a second time because you deserve 10 lions for this! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2011, 9:57 pm
all this Stephen king talks makes me want to say........Wash.......Chapter2....
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 4:04 pm
Awesome series! Read it several times! I could probably only get half way through the waste lands before she was ready to go, so I wouldn't have to take the whole series. :)
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahaha, next time take The Dark Tower entire series (btw, I didn't know about this book, "The Stand", I note it!)
mariand - August 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
lol... too funny
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 10:26 am
This is awesome! I feel this way often! I actually took Stephen King's "The Stand" with me when we went to the mall once...she didn't think is was funny. But I got about half-way through!
Verdeckt - August 11, 2011, 5:01 am
They're your words, there's just less of them :P
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:23 am
lol! then thank Verdeckt too, he helped to make the poster funnier than it was xD
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:59 am
first coffee 5pitting this morning! thank you very much, gas!


DIBS - This is MY shoe


TAGS: cat shoe dibs
Rating: 3.16/5

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JUST DO IT -


TAGS: running shoes
Rating: 3.24/5
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 11:48 am
Neat picture, bad text...but the death-knell is: it's Anonymous. 1L
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 7:19 pm
I wish I could give 5 lions to the person who made the picture. Instead I will give 1 to the person who made the poster. next time at least come up with your own caption!
CANADA - December 3, 2009, 7:16 pm
LMAO! totaly redundant but funny. 5 pro sweatshop lions!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 5:00 pm
Commentary? really?....No offense DB, but it's a joke.....just a joke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:55 pm
NO! Bad Derek Bad! this is just a pic poached from the net with a repetitive caption.....that does not a Motifake make. The original pic is funny though.
aesop's folly - December 3, 2009, 4:45 pm
sry, i dont get it
Derek - December 3, 2009, 4:44 pm
Fantastic. 5L


COLOSSAL ACHIEVEMENT . . .SAME RESULTS - 891,500 square meters for ladies shoes, 500 square meters for guy stuff and 137 Starbucks.




THE OLD SOFT SHOE -


TAGS: vaudeville soft shoe
Rating: 4.64/5

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Airman - October 27, 2011, 7:11 pm
my guess would be not many.. I don't think the name Jimmy Durante registers much anymore.. or Vaudeville
rnbw00 - October 27, 2011, 7:06 pm
I wonder how many people understand that anymore?


LETTING GO -


TAGS: if the shoe fits
Rating: 4.48/5

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spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:22 am
Excellent Haar.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 10:54 pm
5L!
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 9:55 pm
Greybeard monkey 5/5


GUITAR HERO LEGENDS - Scoring 1,000,000 points on "extra hard" isn't as cool as tearing "Purple Haze" off a Fender Telecaster. Dork.


TAGS: gamer loser dork clownshoe
Rating: 3.64/5

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spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:32 am
Once you've heard Smoke on the water 25 times in a row, not so much. Good poster Jmac.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:29 am
Last x-mas, my 58yr old uncle, who's had a stroke, brought over a PS2 with guitar hero. It was supposed to be thera**utic or something, but we all got pissed and had a good time.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:21 am
I... I love this poster.
Jmac0585 - September 23, 2009, 10:15 am
I've never played the game. Not at a friend's house, not ever. No U2 songs. It's easy to tell who's who by the responses to insults.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 2:38 am
Yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2009, 2:33 am
Sad....so sad.
tehsupercheez - September 23, 2009, 2:31 am
that would be EXPERT not extra hard. and don't pretend that your not a closet guitar hero freak.


OLD EXPRESSIONS -


TAGS: expressions gloves feet shoes
Rating: 3.39/5

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Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:39 am
*Inserts classical witty comment here too* Awe, did I kill the funny? Lol.
RON - October 20, 2009, 9:45 pm
LOL !!!!
agdaniele - October 20, 2009, 9:39 pm
Finally, you can get your balls juggled from the doggie position!


HEADSTART -




SHOE PUPPETS - Never really got popular for some reason


TAGS: puppets shoes blz
Rating: 3.89/5

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EXACTLY -


TAGS: shoes credit steve n spy
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - September 29, 2012, 10:59 pm
LOL
rerun - September 27, 2012, 8:40 pm

too bad Spy isn't old enough to come to the plus side & see this
mariand - September 27, 2012, 3:22 am
lol
steve1961 - September 26, 2012, 10:37 pm
5L :)


IT'S LIKE LIFE IS A TUXEDO - and I'm just a pair of brown shoes.


TAGS: life tuxedo shoes
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by vilnius

GaryO - August 19, 2012, 12:23 pm
Suma those old Gobel clips are classic, done live, priceless
Bucketheadsdad - August 19, 2012, 10:58 am
If you watch closely, Dean Martin keeps dropping his cigarette ashes into Gobel's drink.
Bucketheadsdad - August 19, 2012, 10:57 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFlsYUkMHW0&feature=fvwrel George Gobel with Dean Martin and Bob Hope. Loved all three of these guys
GaryO - August 2, 2012, 10:42 pm
This I really like. Nice touch. 5L
spacedog - August 2, 2012, 7:44 pm
Good one vilnius.


FEMALE ADDICTION - I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. (Imelda Marcos)




Epic Hero -


TAGS: hero shoe throw bush america iraq news brave icon reporter
Rating: 2.49/5

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ranger - July 25, 2009, 7:52 pm
George Bush...the guy that freed a country that let this disp**** get away with it with out being executed
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 12:59 am
Thanks, my morale is fine. I worry about the younger troops, though. I'm good with agreeing to disagree.
spitfire111 - January 1, 2009, 4:09 am
Thanks WTFO for that. I'm sorry if I let your morale down, never meant to do that. You are an understanding person after all...
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:30 pm
Regardless, thanks to all on this chain for respectful debate and attack positions versus each other.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:28 pm
...oil, because none of that crap is true. Saddam had bio and chem weapons that he used on his people and the world's intel stated the same facts we did regarding WMD. What he did with them (destroyed, buried, or sent across the border) I don't know.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:27 pm
Also, I don't believe that just because you are against the war, you're against the warriors. However, it damages the morale of all troops when the media and our incoming Commander in Chief say that we bleed and die for a lie, or revenge for Daddy, or for
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:25 pm
Glad to see peace prevailed on this chain. To be clear, I never a**ume that you have to be in the **** to know ****. We just get a different perspective on the situation cause we don't view it through the tinted goggles of the media.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:36 pm
Thanks man. I have make a new one cal Spiderpig. Hope you like it. My favourite huh, that is a tough one. Maybe any of "The Joker " and "Pimp Joke"..
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:34 pm
Agreed man. Now make with the funny posters, cuz they ain't gonna make themselves. Bye. P.S.: what's one of your favorites on this site? Two of my favourites are RETARDS (the two owls one, and OH Hi (the beetle on the stem of something or other).
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:37 am
corection: I respect that. The issues has it's good and bad side. (forgot the dot after y point, don't want any misunderstanding)
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:34 am
Ok sean, you got your point, I got my point. I respect that The issues has it's good and bad side. Let's all end this right now , deal?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:23 am
And the the shoe tossing **** shown here is not a hero ... just another criminal committing an a**ault with a weapon, or two.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
Sorry ... moving on. Bye.
sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
--America has to offer.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
I don't doubt a word of that. The warrior is not the war. f*** anyone who can't keep that straight in their heads. Too dumb to go on breathing, if you ask me. But some who take issue with "the war" sincerely believe it to be a misuse of the best Ameri
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:15 am
so sean it does happen. lets move away from from this topic. its not something any of us should be dwelling on.
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:13 am
when i was stationed at NTC "FT. Irwin CA" I was on a funeral detail for a SSG who was killed in 2005. upon honors the spouse of the SSG expressed her anger towards our group in pretty awfull way
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:06 am
one individual decided to show his disgust with the war by taking it out on a soldier. and thats one of many encounters i have personaly been whitness to. also....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:04 am
sean: i have seen it first hand. im lucky ive never been spit on like my buddy who i was stationed in korea with was. he got back in late 2004 from the **** hole im currently in right now.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:54 am
--the war.) Can't be long now before we see that one, eh?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:53 am
Hey WTFO, how long before you play the Equivocation Card? You know, where you get all huffy and claim that those who criticize "the war" are really ****ting on the good folks who got sent there to fight it? (Thereby confusing/conflating the warrior with
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:45 pm
* like the legacy of Bill Clinton in North Korea and the obvious constant turbulence in The Africa's countries?
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:43 pm
WTFO, I'm don't blame you from being on the battlefield ground. It's your job and duty to your country. What I'm trying to say is why Mr bush specifically want to "help" the middle east country and "democratize" them while there are other unsolved issue
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:26 pm
--be in the **** to call someone on their Bull****.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
--Saddam was involved in 911? I mean you just wrote the words "... attack us in the U.S. again ..." while blogging about the war in Iraq. You may need to cling to such spurious justifications to get through the night, but on this site, you don't have to
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
-- zilch. So I guess they don't know **** about **** either, eh? And what does being on the ground tell you about the big picture? Geopolitics, 'n ****? Don't most of you G.I.'s still believe, contrary to what Bush himself has said publically, that Sa
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
How subtlely you play the Combat Card: "Unless you've been to The ****, you don't know **** about **** ... so shut yer cake-hole, ****face." But Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice combined, all have exactly the same amount of combat experience as I do -- zi
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:40 pm
...and risking our lives but we know its better than waiting for them to attack us in the U.S. again.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:39 pm
...President shows your true ignorance of the topic. Look at the people on this website defending the war. Most of them are military. We are the ones risking our a**es for this war and we know why we are there. We don't like being away from our families a
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:37 pm
Come to think of it, Kspace the terrorists have killed the innocent Iraqis not Bush, the majority of Iraq is now liberated from a psych**ic dictator and have held free elections. Finally, your a**ertion that this war was for oil or the elder Bush Presiden
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:34 pm
Spitfire, North Korea is dangerous in part because Bill Clinton gave them nuclear power and trusted Kim Jong Il that he wouldn't make weapons. Why don't you check your facts instead of trying to blame Bush for everything.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:32 pm
Wow, I make a couple statements of fact and look what happens. Kspace was handled well by LogicDude. Bob, your position is Saddam was good because Iraqis knew who was going to kill them? Really dumb position.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
... that raises a question: just how many testicles does that shoe-chucker have? (hey, you brought it up ...)
Anonymous - December 30, 2008, 4:54 pm
Just remember, if this guy had tried this when Sadaam was hosting some visiting politician, he'd be dead before the second shoe hit the floor and his testicles would be door knockers on one of Sadaam's many palaces.
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 10:34 am
wow, from Muntadatar Al Zaidi in Iraq to Nazi Germany, how far can this go...
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*not the US flag.
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*I think most Germans have been much happier since he was killed too. And a LOT of the **** happening in Iraq is revenge killing or collateral damage from poorly-aimed sh**s at the US troops. Using your argument we would still be flying the Union Jack and
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:54 am
The vast majority of the Iraqi people now have peaceful lives. It's mostly in the big cities where the bombs are going off that they have issues still. Hitler kept the peace in Nazi Germany too...if you b****ed there you got shipped of to a camp to die. I
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Logicdude, under Saddam's regime, the Iraqi people may have been getting tortured and killed, but at least they knew who it was coming from and when. Now it could come from anywhere, any time. Saddam may have been a ***k but he kept the peace. And f*** Is
agdaniele - December 29, 2008, 9:56 pm
"My Troops Went To Iraq, And All I Got Was This Lousy Shoe"
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:30 pm
WTFO, we all know that saddam is suck but at least he didn't let his nation fall to piece like right know. North Korea is worst than Iraq but I don't see Mr. Bush order a massive invasion plan to stop Kim Jong Il. Try to be more open minded WTFO..
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 4:06 pm
Read up on the oppression that Saddam and his sons held the Iraqi people under. They killed and tortured way more of their OWN people in a year or so than we could in 10.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:41 pm
Bush had a better plan for getting out of Vietnam. All he did in Iraq was try and impress his daddy and make money for his Oil Tycoon corporate friends.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:39 pm
What good has the Bush***o done in Iraq, exactly? Creating a civil war? Turning it into a terrorist recruiting ground? Killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians? Destroying lives and livelihoods for an entire nation? Bush had a better plan
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:18 pm
You will always have a vocal minority to trash the good you've done for the majority. I think the Iraqis are handling this guy very well...very well indeed!
.... - December 29, 2008, 4:23 am
i say "came here" cause i still aint left. soon though. very soon.
Matters_Not - December 29, 2008, 4:21 am
im not sure why you people insist on glorifying this dumbass. but then again you people also belive we came here for oil and to ra** and pillage and so on and so forth. "evil bush" bad man!...bad man! " i know....i'll throw my shoe at him to show my rage
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:13 am
--CIA give him a little help with that fabuous 'stach?
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:12 am
Hey I get "realpolitiks" (can you even pluralize that?), but c'mon ... how did he turn on you? And what did he have to be grateful for in the first place? Did you guys actually support his murderous regime in some fashion? Or was it the grooming tips?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 2:05 am
Sean, I a**ume you are referring to the 80s. Unfortunately, the US had to support Saddam when he was at war with Iran. Saddam was at that time the lesser of two evils. Happens all the time, we help someone out and they turn on us. There's gratitude for ya
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:55 am
Well put, as usual WTFO. I mean HONESTLY, whatever did Donald Rumsfeld see in that brute anyway?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:45 am
...remove that dictator when the United Nations didn't have the testicular fortitude to enforce their own mandates against Iraq.
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:44 am
You are an ignorant piece of trash. Saddam and his psycho sons tortured and brutally murdered hundreds of thousands of his own people, supported terrorists bombing Israel, and attacked his neighbors. An "Epic Hero" is a President with the courage to remov


Dignity -


TAGS: dignity plastic shoes leaking holes
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:05 pm
'Cause its funny! ^!
JesusWept - May 4, 2016, 1:23 pm
Oh! Umm...eh...i'm sure you look absolutely dashing in them!! (Crap! Why did i make this one??)
MissPriss - May 3, 2016, 3:11 pm
What are you trying to say...I wear flippies!
JesusWept - May 2, 2016, 9:48 am
Thanks!
concern3 - May 2, 2016, 5:24 am
Fantastic, UP yours


THE JOB INTERVIEW - March right in and put your best foot forward!


TAGS: job interview toilet paper shoe
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 9:44 pm

Is that a guy? Look at the arms, and the hands... Is that a guy?!?!


RUBY SLIPPERS -




CLOSETS -


TAGS: fabulous pink shoe closet commi3
Rating: 3.1/5

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Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:57 am
my bad, didn't realize this was an old poster until I commented on it.
Bull - June 7, 2012, 9:56 am
That's why right there Commie, you confused the children!
TrueGrave - June 7, 2012, 3:19 am
5 min later and rereading the poster 10 times and I finally get the lulz, though admittedly I was confused by the shoes. Let me help keep your rating up :)
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:36 pm
bricemara: This makes no sense. Me: A closet full of shoes on a poster about clothes? Or that the shoes are all identical. Because why would you buy all those identical shoes right? That's just plain daft. And what's with the fancy architrave on the door?
bricemara - November 23, 2011, 5:13 pm
this makes no sense
rerun - November 20, 2011, 12:20 am

@BLZ, my reading of this is the "warning" here was not directed at you. If you got an automated "warning" while voting send me a PM.
BLZ - November 20, 2011, 12:17 am
I only rate by what I see, if it's not funny at all, I rate a 1 -2 Now I get warned I will be banned if I don't rate higher? That's insane! I've rated many a 4 and 5.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:15 pm
As for you openly criticizing other members, or suggesting that there's a conspiracy to keep your scores down, I'll say this: Next time you do it, I'll give you a week off. I hope we're clear.
crankyhead - November 19, 2011, 5:07 pm
You're are allowed to vote how you feel Commie. That's how it works. Some folks liked this poster, others didn't. Such is life. You had to expect some negativity given the topic. Not everyone is tolerant of alternative lifestyles.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:32 pm
That, and i think there's a 1L bomber among us
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:31 pm
Oh no, I remember those days, I joined over a year ago, but airman somehow gets 5L almost every time for every poster he makes, and everyone else who's good has either more votes or more comments. I just want to know HOW & WHY????
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2011, 9:15 am
"Only" a 4 rating?. You guys don't know how good you've got it, My heart yearns for the golden age of Motifake when we were happy with a 2.9. Anything less than a 5 these days and you're all crying Bomber....Shame.
Reality Lord - November 19, 2011, 8:29 am

fav'd and fived. love this.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:45 am
Dang, how is it I have so much Lulz for this poster, and it only have a 4 rating. I know it's noob season, but Come the hell on. You might not like my posters, but someone else sure as hell does.
jejeloman - November 19, 2011, 12:29 am
loooooooooooool so much wasted money XD...
gas - November 18, 2011, 11:09 pm
hehe xD
crankyhead - November 18, 2011, 7:33 pm
LMAO!


Bacon shoes -


TAGS: bacon shoes
Rating: 4.4/5

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Ism - April 27, 2013, 5:19 pm
Bacon & a Shoe...? Diamonds just fell to #2 on a women's best friend list...


WALK A MILE IN MY SHOES - You will move into your future. I will be held in the present and my poverty.


TAGS: walk shoes future present poverty
Rating: 4.14/5

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MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 1:07 pm
Thanks mao.
maoworks2 - May 27, 2012, 8:05 am
nice.


SMALL IN ALL AREAS - What do they say about people with big shoes? They're just overcompensating for there small feet.


TAGS: small foot size shoe big
Rating: 3.85/5

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caveman - September 28, 2011, 8:10 pm
That's a fair enough reason for a 4L
M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:49 pm
Not to be a d*ck but 'their' not 'there' 4L's


LOGICAL SUICIDE -


TAGS: time day suicide suicidal logic lunch break too short jumper needs to hurry nice shoes btw
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
...and glass can shatter. Don't let it deter you. lol
Grim R@per - November 12, 2009, 1:08 pm
Pretty sure he's in a galss elevator...
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:16 pm
ty. Based on a true story.
spacedog - October 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Very nice Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 7:01 pm
Thanks, man. That's always good to hear.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 6:58 pm
5L Bart... excellent!!!


SHAKE IT -




Disney Shoes -


TAGS: disney shoes date psycho
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:34 pm
The one place where wishing upon a star is null and void.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 1:48 am
Oooo...where can I get a pair? 5L crotchety.


ECONOMICAL -


TAGS: horseshoes and hand grenades terror
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - July 11, 2010, 9:19 pm

lmfao


SHOES -


TAGS: shoes dodge ninja
Rating: 2.71/5

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PERSPECTIVE - Before you criticize someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. Cuz then when you do your a mile away and you have their shoes.


TAGS: perspective shoes criticize
Rating: 2.08/5

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Kru - June 22, 2009, 6:59 am
Terry Pratchett quote?


FOR SALE... -


TAGS: sale baby shoe ernest hemingway
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - December 3, 2012, 10:14 am
I just see that the kid had some fun in the mud and piss of the animals of the land without worrying about his feet... so, everyone that is pessimistic... go step in some dog crap... 5L
falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:33 am
On the optimist perspective, the baby refused to wear the shoes.
Rick69 - December 3, 2012, 8:18 am
Thanks fellas... As you can see, it's not my work... But it definitely pulled a heart string for me... So it's only fair I spread that feeling... : )
GaryO - December 3, 2012, 7:03 am
Ohhhh, at first I thought; Wow Ernie, great pick up line! OK, serious…good’n Rickie
Sho - December 2, 2012, 11:05 pm
5 baby coffins
crankyhead - December 2, 2012, 8:21 pm
Well, I'm depre55ed.
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 7:52 pm
Ohhhh Slick that's soooo sad, 5L, but a very sad 5L.


bullish on art sculptures -


TAGS: shoe on gallery floor
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - October 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Emilio translation ~ This toro ate too many beans!
EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2013, 8:25 pm
¡Ese toro comían demasiados frijoles!
chickenlittle - October 13, 2013, 10:26 am
Haha that's great, you have to love modern art! 5L :)


Wedding Reception -




UH... THOSE SHOES - Do they come in blue?




SHOE LOVE - It's in the female genome.


TAGS: shoe love
Rating: 5/5

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Swampfox - June 1, 2013, 2:22 pm
Do you mean the unicorn horn?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:09 pm
What in the name of all that's holy is on top of that one pair of slippers?


Dream of a Shoeshine Man -




Baby Steps -




Epiphany -




High heels -


TAGS: clothing shoes fashion
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

IllicoPresto - March 8, 2014, 2:51 pm
And women fought back by hating them and never wearing them... oh, wait...
EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2014, 1:35 pm
Created by someone who liked what it did to their gluteus maximus and posture.
lgvernon - March 6, 2014, 11:47 pm

I loved high heels, the higher the better~~until I completely destroyed my feet. 5Ls


SHOEHOLICS MAGAZINE - For the Pretentious Simpleton Who Has No Real Problems


TAGS: shoes magazine problems pretentious alcoholics
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 8:39 pm
Doesn't surprise me. Lol!
CloudchaserS - September 26, 2012, 12:14 pm
Legend has it that Imelda Marcos was the first subscriber


REBELLION -




KING OF THE HILL -




LIMITS - Transformers have none




THEFT PREVENTION -


TAGS: horrible bike and smelly shoes
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Derek - May 8, 2010, 9:46 pm
Really, apart from the colour, that's a very good track bike.


BUSH - He visited England, too.




FUTILITY - Your IQ resembles your shoe size




CAT MOUFLAGE - Can't find it ! Cant wear it!


TAGS: comouflage cat shoe
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by smcoll

MO - April 7, 2010, 8:12 am
I gave it 5 for intent. Although this just needed a bit more polishing....


SHOES - George Bush and Saddam Hussein have had the same shoemaker: Artioli in Madrid, Spain!


TAGS: bush hussein shoe
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Jay

Scorpio7 - February 13, 2009, 7:17 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeRDSBT92qQ


TODAY - Even Bruce Willis will fail.


TAGS: try to walk across this with no shoes on bruce
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Spencer, Ray

Zed - September 11, 2009, 10:54 pm
If he drinks enough of those, he can, 'cause he won't bloody care!
Spencer, Ray - September 11, 2009, 8:34 pm
cuz in die hard he walked across broken glass, only this tiem it will be bigger!


CINDERELLA - Oh sure, the slipper fit but something seemed amiss!


TAGS: robot women humor shoe
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Dori - June 4, 2011, 9:03 pm
Naw, you thinking about Protectotrons, this is from Forbidden Planet, Robbie the Robot, old sci-fi is love
Khatmonsuk - February 17, 2009, 4:38 am
Hey, isnt that a robot from Fallout 3?
pro - December 7, 2008, 12:13 pm
"I didn't bring a bathing suit."
Vanner - December 7, 2008, 12:07 pm
Quiet please. I am a***yzing.
pro - December 7, 2008, 12:01 pm
"Sorry miss, I was giving myself an oil-job."
pro - December 7, 2008, 12:01 pm
"The fool, the meddling idiot! As though his ape's brain could contain the secrets of the Krell!"
Vanner - December 7, 2008, 11:25 am
"Another one of them new worlds. No beer, no women, no pool parlors, nothin'. Nothin' to do but throw rocks at tin cans, and we gotta bring our own tin cans."
Elwood - December 7, 2008, 9:03 am
Anne Francis! How nice that you remember her and the movie, "FORBIDDEN PLANET" (1956), with Robby the Robot.


DESIRES -


TAGS: women shoes day red carpet
Rating: 1.84/5
Emily - December 20, 2008, 5:36 am
Fine then Sean has a carpet fetish!
Sean - November 9, 2008, 2:16 am
Yer an idiot in stereo ... I didn't even notice the shoe.
MFWLR - October 24, 2008, 3:54 am
Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.... Sean has a shoe fetish.
Sean - October 23, 2008, 10:28 pm
Ok, just one question ... were you trying to get me fired?!!! Sorry -- cannot elaborate ... just answer my d*** question. Sheesh. P.S. love the poster ... but again, I cannot eloborate.


So cute -




Casualtys -




Swingin Silvy -


TAGS: silverheart resin ball bowling shoes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - January 10, 2016, 6:17 am
did too
Greeny - January 10, 2016, 2:35 am
you didn't!
GaryO - January 9, 2016, 10:34 pm
How in hell d'I miss this??
JesusWept - November 3, 2015, 10:14 am
Good one lol. 5 strikes.


Designer Shoes -




Paranoid -


TAGS: paranoid shoes conspiracy slippers plan
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 13, 2015, 10:01 pm
Danke :))
Oldsod - March 13, 2015, 9:54 pm
Gott in Himmel...that's one...no...two evil glares. And 5 orthopedic lions.


Walk A Mile -


TAGS: motifaker silverheart tribute walk shoes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - October 8, 2016, 2:48 pm
Thanks!
concern3 - October 8, 2016, 11:53 am
Yes, UP yours


Clown Fear -


TAGS: clown fear women shoe size
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:23 am
Yup! That'd hurt! Only problem is, its probably a 'floppy'! 5 lecherous lions!
Reality Lord - March 14, 2015, 9:59 am

brilliant....lol'd


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